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Subject: Geese The geese have returned . Some of you complain that the geese threaten you with hissing, honking and great displays of flapping wings (a close encounter experience with wildlife and its free). While we cannot seem to get rid of the geese, and we are prevented by law from harming them in any way (they are supposed to be an endangered species), there is something we can do to minimize the problem. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE GEESE - THEY DO NOT NEED OUR HANDOUTS!!! The geese are once again multiplying rapidly and do not require our assistance. If anyone is identified feeding the geese or aiding them in any way - the matter will be referred to Human Resources. Thank you, Lew
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"It wasn't my fault...I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didn't have enough money for cab fare, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!" -Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers
I didn't do it...